The Kids in the Hall
The Kids in the Hall is a Canadian sketch comedy group formed in 1984, consisting of comedians Dave Foley, Kevin McDonald, Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, and Scott Thompson. Their eponymous television show ran from 1988 to 1994 on CBC in Canada, and 1989 to 1995 on CBS and HBO in the United States. The theme song for the show was the instrumental "Having an Average Weekend" by the Canadian band Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.
The troupe made one movie, Brain Candy, which was released in 1996. The troupe reformed for various tours and comedy festivals in 2000. They released an eight-part miniseries, Death Comes to Town in January, 2010.
The name of the group came from Sid Caesar, who, if a joke didn't go over, or played worse than expected, would attribute it to "the kids in the hall", referring to a group of young writers hanging around the studio.
Genre: Comedy
Actor: Kevin McDonald , Scott Thompson , Dave Foley , Mark McKinney , Bruce McCulloch
Director:
Country: Canada
Duration: 25 min
Quality: HD
Release: 1988
IMDb: 8
Season 5 - The Kids in the Hall
1995-04-15
"End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini) • Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada) • The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute • Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar • On Censorship (KDB)(5): ""recap"" of censored episodes • A.T. Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T. Boss) • Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini)"
1995-04-08
"Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates • Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce • Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number"
1995-03-29
"Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) • Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) • The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) • Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) • Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy • Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) • Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) • Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded"
1995-03-22
"Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) • Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) • I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect • Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) • Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) • Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)"
1995-03-15
"Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office • Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) • "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash • Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce)"
1995-03-08
"Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) • Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man) • My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department) • Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had • Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl)"
1995-03-01
"Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party • The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives • Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) • Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)"
1995-02-22
"Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) • Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner • Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirts • Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) • This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste • Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker)"
1995-02-15
"Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes • Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) • Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) • Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss ""gross"" things • Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) • Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS • Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear"
1995-02-08
"Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. • The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong. • Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him. • Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny."
1995-02-01
"The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) • Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) • Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat • Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) • Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs"
1995-01-25
"Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid • Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] • Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) • The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking"
1995-01-18
"Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together • Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) • Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant • Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)"
1994-12-28
"555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people • Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker • 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad • Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight • 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad • Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)"
1994-12-21
"Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) • Love (B): Bruce monologue about love • Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts • Whores (DS)(5): ""Want a date?"" joke backfires (Whores) • Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting • Whores (DS)(5) • They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France"
1994-12-14
"Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) • Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad • Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers • Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear • Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs • Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life"
1994-12-07
"Lesbian & Gay Pride, Waiter With Stumps For Hands, Squealin', Gavin: Leaking, Protest, Good to Cry 2, Drag Queens & Leather People, Sounds
Skit:
- Steps: gay pride day
- Stump Hand Waiter: the waiter with stumps for hands
- Butt Freak Film Buff: the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene
- Gavin at the Police Department: Gavin registers a complaint at the police department
- Steps: gay pride day continued
- Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital: the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital
- Steps: gay pride day continued
- Evan the Stereo Salesman: Evan the intense stereo salesman"
1994-10-26
"God is Dead, New Boots, Fast Breakup, Hookers: Porno, Rockey, Hookers: Price List, Montreal 2, Dessert
Skit:
- God is Dead: newsreel footage of the death of God
- New Boots: workers with steel-toed boots go to the job
- Accelerated-Time Breakup: time accelerates whenever man leaves wife
- Whores: new price list
- Buddy's Bar: Buddy talks about Montreal
- Whores: johns who can't pay
- Dipping Areas: a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas"
1994-10-19
"Hookers: Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers: Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit
Skits:
- Whores: drumming up business
- Meet Your New Male Slave: Buddy gets a new male slave
- Someone Doesn't Like You: man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend
- Whores: rap music
- Poreef: Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store
- The Tattoo: man reveals his deep hidden secret
- The Hit: man hires hit man to kill himself"
1994-10-12
"Cops: Interrogation 5, Please Please Please, Special Sauce, Chance Meeting, Cops: Interrogation 7, Document, Grizzly, Cops: Interrogation Finale
Skits:
- Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?"
- Disgusting Old Man: old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife
- The Chosen One Thinker: fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks
- Chance Meeting: the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting
- Police Department: 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- Firing Documentary: man makes documentary of being fired from work
- Grizzly: man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks
- Police Department: 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?""
1994-10-05
"Idiot Boy: Assistant, Cops: Interrogation 1, Feelyat, Cops: Interrogation 2, Catching Up, Martyr, Cops: Interrogation 4, The Beard
Skits:
- Idiot Boy at Work: Idiot Boy is causing problems at work
- Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- You've Gained Weight: woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems
- Police Department: 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- Feelyat!: bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin)
- Brian's Been Arrested: Fran tells how Brian was arrested
- Police Department: 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- The Beard: Man's beard takes over his life"
Season 4 - The Kids in the Hall
1994-05-18
"Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument"
1994-05-11
"People - Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin' Ya • Atrium • People - Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People - Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate"
1994-05-04
"Hookers - Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers - Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage"
1994-04-27
"Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops - Worms • The Nap • Cops - Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite"
1994-04-20
"Guilt • The Kathi's - Monday Meeting • The Voices • Steps - Hot • Becoming A Man • Steps - Drag • The Collector • Steps - Issues"
1994-04-13
"New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops - Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops - Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages"
1994-03-02
"The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal
Santa's Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah.
Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who gets to have breakfast with Belinni at his or her local airport (Belinni)
Looking For Frank (KD)-He's dealing with Steve "TWO PHONES" Macabee!
Tammy's New Video (BM)-Tammy ain't gonna spread for no roses! (Tammy)
My Art! (KB)-He borrowed his art and now he's stealing (the artist with the weird hair)"
1994-02-23
"Cops - Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops - Spring, Exposed • Hookers - Documentaries • Nudity • Cops - Europe • Business World • Katnapped"
1994-02-16
"Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man"
1994-02-09
"Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers - Plastic Surgery • Armada - Understudy • Hookers - Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline • Hookers - Too Easy • Comfortable High"
1994-02-02
"Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops - Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops - Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity • Cops - Rookie Puke • Divorce Court"
1993-12-23
"Hookers - Rich Guy • Gavin - Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers - Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers - New Coke • Thanksgiving"
1993-12-16
"Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke.
Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her old house (Chicken Lady, Tucker, Bearded Lady)
Assistant Fired (MB)-The 45-year-old man fires his assistant (45 guy)
Mixed Up Names (DS)-The bad doctor mixes up files at the hospital (bad doctor)
7 Things To Do (KD)-"Gotta keep on top of my life" (Thug a.k.a. Inept Hitman)
Interviewing New Assistant (BM)-He doesn't get the job. He slobbered on the guy's joint. (45 year old guy)
Hiring Assistant (B)-He finds a new assistant (45 year old guy)
Judy & Fran (DBS)-They meet the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy)"
1993-11-10
"Skits
Radio
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- New Yorkers
- In short- The guy's singing bothers his friend.
Big Bats
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Kathie
- In short- Kathie becomes a fan of the happy chirpy Blue Jays team.
Apartment Games 1
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Losers
- In short- They toss beer bottles into their kitchen sink.
Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- Axe Murderer
- In Short- Axe Murderer needs his blade sharpened during a murder.
Progress in Food
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian
- In Short- Fran learns about salsa, peanut sauce, and meals in a pill.
Apartment Games 2
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Losers
- In Short- They bounce rubber balls in their bathtub.
Forced Date
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Two people are forcibly introduced"
1993-11-03
"Skits:
Newscasters
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News
- In short- The weatherman is not God.
Emergency Room Practical Joker
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop
- In short- A dying man pulls a few jokes before he dies.
Perks
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- A man responds to Scott's personal ad.
Out of Body Experience
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Myra
- In Short- Myra has an out of body experience while choking.
Sex Girl Patrol
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Preacher Character
- In Short- A filmmaker's "very sexist" new film.
So Says You
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death."
1993-10-27
"The Governor's Wrong Number
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Around midnight, the governor misdials.
Spot Bellini Contest
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Bellini
- In short- The contest is announced and the rules explained.
The Alley Fight 1
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy
- In short- They take on a biker and his goldfish.
Multiple Personalities
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus
- In Short- Under hypnosis, Hecubus' other personalities come through.
The Alley Fight 2
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy
- In Short- They take on two guys in suits.
Sandwich People
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- He talks about various kinds of people.
Never Put Salt In Your Eyes
- Stars- Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk
- In short- Man tries"
1993-10-20
"- Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore)
- Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy)
- The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend
- I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat
- Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy)
- Can You Dig It? (B) (4): He dances with strobe lighting
- Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store
- Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy)
- The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)"
1993-10-13
"- Street Fight -- Parents Watching
- Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl
- Street Fight -- Confusion
- Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band
- Street Fight -- Unfair Fight
- Buddy -- Virtual Reality
- Cyril St. John the Escapist
- Hardboiled NY Rednecks"
1993-10-06
"Skits:
- Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial
- The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing
- Whores
- Pitiful Mechanic
- Spider on the Face
- Whores
- Hyper Business Executive
- Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby"
Season 3 - The Kids in the Hall
1992-04-28
"Skits:
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
- Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady)
- Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch
- Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head)
- Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
- Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)"
1992-04-21
"Skits:
- What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house
- Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl)
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter"
1992-04-14
"Skits:
- Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
- A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
- "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind
- Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy)
- Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
- Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada)
- Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller""
1992-04-07
"Skits:
- Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk)
- Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint
- The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
- Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon
- Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya)
- Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits)"
1992-03-31
"Skits:
- Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like
- One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
- It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears
- After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary)
- Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men
- It's a Fact
- Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby)"
1992-03-24
"Skits:
- Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department)
- Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout
- Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad)
- Police Department
- Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone
- Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives
- Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex
- Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)"
1992-03-17
"Skits:
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku
- Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray)
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku
- King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex)
- Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business
- Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor)
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku
- Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect man"
1992-03-10
"Skits:
- History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing
- Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera
- Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island
- The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache
- Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secret"
1992-03-03
"Skits:
- Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department)
- Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob
- Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon
- Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department)
- Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy)
- Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane)
- Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department)
- Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)"
1991-12-17
"Skits:
- Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)
- The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage
- He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)
- The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine)
- He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45)
- Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment
- He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45)
- Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)"
1991-12-10
"Skits:
- It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone
- Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal)
- Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini)
- Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald)
- Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage
- Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued
- Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray)
- It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird
- Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain
- It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)"
1991-12-03
"Skits:
- Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department)
- Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice
- Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother)
- Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
- Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy)
- Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers)
- Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
- Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)"
1991-11-19
"Skits:
- Einstein (DK)(3): Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter
- Gut Guys (MBK)(3): they guys with big guts at a bar
- Wedding Reception 1 (BD)(3): the wedding reception, toasts, etc.
- Terrier Song (BK)(3): the Terrier Song (Terrier)
- Wedding Reception 2 (MB)(3): wedding reception continued
- The "Ascertain" Guy (BD)(3): the guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain"
- Wedding Reception 3 (SBK)(3): wedding reception continued
- Darryl the Waiter (all)(3): Darryl at his job as waiter (Darryl)"
1991-11-12
"Skits:
- Live with Mom or Dad? (MDBS)(3): kid has to decide who to live with
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness on a Date (KDB)(3): Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Bruce Lookalike 1 (BD)(3): the guy who thinks he looks like Bruce
- Crazy Guy in Waiting Room (SM)(3): crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room
- Why Did They Have to Take the Word "Gay"? (M)(3): lady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay"
- Bruce Lookalike 2/Dad Died -- Call Mom (KBMD)(3): brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change (Doctor)
- I've Been Kidnapped (all)(3): Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped (Danny Husk, White-Haired Criminal)"
1991-11-05
"Skits:
- Police Department 1 (BMS)(3): p.m. Stanfield Park - police find a dead body (Police Department)
- Accent Teacher (KM)(3): teacher teaches accents
- Making Potato Salad (B)(3): red beehive lady makes potato salad (Myra)
- Don't Blame the Clown (SD)(3): clown causes trouble in business meeting (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
- Drag Revolution (S)(3): drag queens take over
- Police Department 2 (BMSD)(3): 10:03 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department)
- The Phantom of the Warehouse (all)(3): bad boss becomes the legend
- Police Department 3 (BM)(3): 10:36 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department)"
1991-10-29
"Skits:
- But First... (DMKB)(3): Businessmen -- "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..."
- Tanya the Temp Leaves (all)(3): Tanya the temp leaves the office (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson)
- Open Letter to Wheel Stealer (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel
- The Mouse (M)(3): story of a guy's conflict with a mouse (Tucker)
- Open Letter to Wheel Stealer Watchers (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel
- The Murder Trial (all)(3): guy lies on the stand to get away with murder
- Scott Buying Beer (SB)(3): Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth"
1991-10-22
"Skits:
- Obnoxious Golf Guy (KD)(3): the obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk
- Those Earrings Are Mine (all)(2): guy tries to explain away his affair (Robert)
- Flying Pig 1 (BDKM)(3): the flying pig at the bank line (Flying Pig, Darryl, Guy in Line)
- Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen, Prince Edward)
- Flying Pig 2 (BKS)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Awards Show (all)(3): the movie awards show
- Flying Pig 3/Police Department (BM)(3): (Flying Pig, Police Department)
- Substitute Axe (DK)(3): ax murderer tries to borrow an ax (Ax Murderer)
- Flying Pig 4 (BMK)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)"
1991-10-15
"Skits:
- Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job
- Bruce the Small Guy (BD)(3): Bruce wonders how tall he is
- Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole lotta milk-a".
- The "I Want a Raise" Guy 1 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise
- Gimmel-100 Salesmen (BMS)(3): money momentum guys sell Gimmel-100 organs (Money Momentum Guys)
- The "I Want a Raise" Guy 2 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise continued
- Buddy's Bar -- Tammy the Pop Star (all)(3): Buddy discovers Tammy (Buddy, Tammy)"
1991-10-08
"Skits:
- Fag! (S)(3): guy coming out of house repeatedly called fag
- Sleepwalking 1 (SDB)(3): Brian pretends to be sleepwalking (Fran, Gordon, Brian)
- Dog Trainer (KD)(3): guy tries to train his useless dog
- Relationship Section (BDK)(3): couples sits in relationship section of restaurant
- Painting with Darryl (M)(3): Darryl on his show "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl" (Darryl)
- Sleepwalking 2 (SB)(3): ...later that same night (Fran, Gordon)
- Girl Drink Drunk* (DK)(3): businessman addicted to girl drinks"
1991-10-01
"Skits:
- Stewardesses in Diner (SKBD)(3): they burst in asking if anyone can fly a plane
- New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk)
- Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people" when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie)
- Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC)
- Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie)
- Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some blatant abuse (Police Department)
- Farmers in a Diner (DK)(3): two farmers discuss celebrities
- My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie)
- Police Department (SM)(3): 9:52 p.m. Fellow Lane - they discuss a movie over a dead body (Police Department)"
Season 2 - The Kids in the Hall
1991-04-30
"Sketches:
- Lively Party: A group of people play charades.
- Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop
- Cops - Sexism: Is it real?
- Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!
- Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?
- Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.
- Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.
- Cops - Partners: What happened to them.
- Messages: He is the best.
- Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.
- Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie."
1991-04-23
"Sketches:
- The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.
- Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.
- Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars
- Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.
- Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."
- Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!
- Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.
- Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.
- Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album."
1991-04-16
"Sketches:
- Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.
- The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.
- Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.
- Clandestine Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!
- Fact #7: Aliens
- Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.
- Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.
- Clandestine Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven."
1991-04-09
"Sketches:
- Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.
- Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.
- Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.
- Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.
- Shortest: They haven't got a clue.
- Bellini Finale: Bellini gets touched.
- Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.
- Governor: A governor talks with hooker.
- Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.
- Decorator #2: Credits"
1991-04-02
"Sketches:
- One Of These Five Men: Really?
- Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.
- Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.
- Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.
- No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.
- Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.
- Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.
- The Trip: A trip to the farm.
- Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend."
1991-03-26
"Sketches:
- M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.
- Scott's Not Gay: Panic!
- First Time: Melanie has a date.
- Bad News: He's kinda evil.
- Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy
- M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.
- Victim: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.
- Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.
- M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself."
1991-03-19
"Sketches:
- Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.
- Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.
- M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.
- Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.
- Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.
- Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.
- The Affair: Story of the secret affair.
- M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.
- Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence."
1991-03-12
"Sketches:
- Cops - Good Cop/Bad Cop: They're getting the hang of it.
- Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.
- Fact #1: Uncle Tony.
- Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.
- Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.
- Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.
- Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?
- Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.
- Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.
- Fact #4: Neighbors in love.
- The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt."
1991-03-05
"Sketches:
- Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.
- How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.
- Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.
- Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.
- Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.
- Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.
- Cops - Daughter: She's so young.
- Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders."
1990-12-18
"Sketches:
- Fact #2: Beethoven's 5th
- That's America: Bruce salutes America.
- Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.
- Fact #3: Queen's ABC's
- Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.
- Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.
- Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.
- Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.
- Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY
- Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.
- Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.
- Fact Girl & Queen: Credits."
1990-12-11
"Sketches:
- Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight.
- Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy.
- Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers.
- Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers.
- Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies.
- Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson.
- Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is.
- Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service.
- Chocolate: The girls have a get-together.
- Eating In The Shower: Credits."
1990-12-04
"Sketches:
- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers."
1990-11-13
"Sketches:
- I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.
- Democracy: A birth of a nation.
- Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.
- Cops - Duck: A duck?
- Freak: A man who bleeds at will!
- Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.
- Seminar Money Momentum!!!
- Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.
- Liposuction: What a lovely song."
1990-11-06
"Sketches:
- Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.
- Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump
- I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.
- Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.
- Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.
- The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.
- Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later."
1990-10-30
"Sketches:
- Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."
- Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.
- Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.
- Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.
- Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.
- Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!
- Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class."
1990-10-23
"Sketches:
- The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.
- Cops - Shootout: A standoff.
- Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.
- Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.
- Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.
- Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.
- Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.
- Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.
- Clean Sheets: Best things in life.
- Justice: The trial of a lifetime."
1990-10-16
"Sketches:
- Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field.
- Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.
- Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.
- Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.
- Cops - Stance: The proper way.
- The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.
- Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.
- Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.
- On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts."
1990-10-09
"Sketches:
- Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team
- Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.
- Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian
- Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.
- Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.
- A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.
- Phone: A phone rings incessantly!"
1990-10-02
"Sketches:
- Cops - O Canada: Our home and native land.
- Trapper: The daily hunt begins.
- Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.
- It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.
- The Loner: ...And his toe.
- It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.
- Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
- It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.
- Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again."
1990-09-25
"Sketches:
- Spring: What a man likes about spring.
- Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?
- Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.
- Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.
- Off Swingin': One cool cat.
- The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?
- Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan."
Season 1 - The Kids in the Hall
1990-05-15
"Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible
Sketches:
- Fat Man: The fat man song.
- How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."
- Bank People: Who the hell are they.
- Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.
- Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.
- Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."
- The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss."
1990-05-08
"Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW
Sketches:
- Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.
- Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.
- Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.
- Tarantula: The pick up artist.
- Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.
- Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.
- Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.
- Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired."
1990-05-01
"Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shitty Soup, She's Gone
Sketches:
- Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up.
- Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color.
- Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office.
- Crouton: The story of the big crouton.
- Olympics: Tragedy at the Olympics.
- Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads.
- Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it.
- She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face."
1990-04-24
"Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women
Sketches:
- Boo!: The author of scary books.
- Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.
- The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.
- Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.
- Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.
- B&K: A song and dance team.
- Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions."
1990-04-17
"The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock
Sketches:
- The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.
- Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.
- Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.
- Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player
- Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.
- Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.
- Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom."
1990-04-10
"Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby
Sketches:
- Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
- Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.
- Crazy Love: The men who love all women.
- Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.
- Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.
- Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.
- Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park."
1990-04-03
"Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale
Sketches:
- Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.
- Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.
- Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.
- I Lied: Story of a man and his father.
- Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.
- I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.
- My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.
- Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.
- Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued."
1990-01-30
"Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4
Sketches:
- Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.
- Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.
- Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.
- Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.
- Lopez #2: Lopez continued.
- No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.
- The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.
- Lopez #3: Lopez continued.
- Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.
- Lopez #4: Credits."
1990-01-23
"Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!
Sketches:
- Turning Over: Kathie turns over.
- Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.
- Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.
- Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.
- Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.
- Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.
- Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark."
1990-01-16
"Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop
Sketches:
- Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.
- Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw
- Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.
- Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.
- Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""
- Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop."
1990-01-09
"Hoopla McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicutty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon
Sketches:
- Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.
- McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.
- Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.
- MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.
- One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..
- Nobody Likes Us: ""Nobody Likes Us"" guys sing on a bus.
- McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.
- Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon."
1990-01-02
"A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic
Sketches:
- A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.
- Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya
- A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.
- Preacher: Mark's preacher character
- Weston: Weston discusses the stars.
- A Place To Die #3: Die in that house continued.
- Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story."
1989-12-19
"Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2
Sketches:
- Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.
- The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.
- Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.
- Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.
- Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys try to get a loan.
- Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners
- Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.
- Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.
- Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys continued."
1989-12-12
"Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers
Sketches:
- Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.
- Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.
- Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.
- First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.
- Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.
- Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.
- Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love."
1989-12-05
"Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him?
Sketches:
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."
- Bored Robber: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.
- Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."
- Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.
- The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.
- Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman."
1989-11-21
"Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2
Sketches:
- Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum
- Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.
- Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.
- Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.
- Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.
- Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question ""Are Extraterrestrials Dull?""
- Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.
- Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued."
1989-11-14
"Deja Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor
Sketches:
- Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
- Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.
- The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.
- Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.
- House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.
- The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.
- Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.
- Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer."
1989-11-07
"Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3
Sketches:
- Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
- Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
- Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
- Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
- Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley
- Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
- Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
- Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded."
1989-10-31
"Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn
Sketches:
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts."
- Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy."
- Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date.
- Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children.
- Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic.
- Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races.
- Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes."
- Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women."
1989-10-24
"Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3
Sketches: Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously. The Eradicator: The masked squash player. Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher. Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads. Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer. Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream. Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship. Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued."
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